Sunday, April 17, 2011

BLUUURB's

Shwayze's Buzzin: She was looking at Shwayze like she knew who he was. They fell in love, but Shwayze is a player he's got a girl from every city from here to Peru! Shwayze's just not into relationships... what the hell is he to do??

Notorious Big's I Got a Story to Tell:
Biggie is a Notorious playa! As he is laying with this lady her husband gets home! Biggie acts like he's got a gun and makes that guy drop to the floor! After this "affair" he discloses this story with his homie's.

Vanilla Ice's Ice Ice Baby:
As Vanilla Drives down the block he see's girlies waving hi, does he stop? No, he drives by. Rolling solo he's got a nine, shot's go off by the chumps, but when the fuzz roll's up, Vanilla is out! 'cause if there is a problem you know vanilla will solve it!

Tim McGraw's Something like that:
It was Labor day weekend when Tim saw his first love, who had a sun tan line. Tim worked so hard for that first kiss! She was his every other memory. When he saw her later all the memories came back to Tims like a trip to the past. I quote Time when he says, "a heart don't forget somethin' like that!"

Johnny Cash's I Hung My Head:
 Johnny had time to kill. After he took this expression seriously, Johnny, ran to the southland's. As Johnny sat in the court room he realized his damnation. Consequently, Johnny hung his head.


1 comment:

  1. This song story assignment idea came from a college paper I wrote where I adapted Biggie's "I Got a Story to Tell" into a short story. Great song. Great story. Inappropriate to share with the class.

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